Rat King

He's beauty and he's grace,
He leads the zombie race,
He wears a cool jacket,
Makes quite a racket,
And smashed in Gallagher's face!!!


(to the tune of RESPECT By Aretha Franklin)
R-A-T K-I-N-G
find out what it means to me
R-A-T K-I-N-G
gonna sprout a fungus tree

Oh yeah (zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie)
Oooh his rat skills
Very terrifying
And guess what?
Those rats be dying

'Cause he's the
R-A-T K-I-N-G
Gonna fight Melanie
R-A-T K-I-N-G
Murder's a felony


A Haiku

In a theater
Crunch crunch eating rats is fun
Zombie rat children


RIP Rat King
Never forget
A tragic hero,
The best written character
In the history of literature

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